arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

(via cringing)

Anonymous asked:

How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

Answer:

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

ffairyprincess:

WELL CONGRATS NZ FOR FUCKING US OVER FOR ANOTHER 3 YEARS OF JOHN KEY EVEN THOUGH HE’S PROBABLY A REPTILLIAN OVERLORD OR SOME SHIT SMH

accario:

lookinq:

hauty:

holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool

wtf omg so cool

clipped my blog

accario:

lookinq:

hauty:

holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool

wtf omg so cool

clipped my blog

(via recurrant)

lordcvmberbatch:

lordcvmberbatch:

There’s people breaking windows in my street due to the riots happening in Glasgow, everything is going wrong in Scotland right now.

Everything is fucked.

Guys please, everything in scotland is completely fucked, people are being hurt, stabbed and saltires are being burned by no voters… yet no media is reporting this!  

(via benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend)

plantinq:

hi if you’re reading this

  • i’m glad you exist
  • you look great
  • you make me happy
  • i hope you’re having a great day

(via asvprock)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via infamousgod)